'Legend has it that there were two very naughty Unicorns in naughty land. They became bored and wanted to do something exciting and daring.
Both unicorns sat down and started to think. They thought long and hard and after several days of thinking and debating they decided to make something soft, fun, playful that will bring magical happiness to everyone, everywhere.
Both Unicorns stood up and recited a magical chant and rubbed their magical horns together. After the fourth time they had rubbed their magical horns there was a very bright flash and some spooky music too. Infront of their glittering hoofs was a Magical Unicorn Toy.'
Both Unicorns was so excited and happy to see this amazing unique magical creation before their hazey eyes.
They started to measure the Magical Unicorn Toy, this way the Naughty Unicorns can spread the word of this amazing Magical Toy.'
The measurements are:-
Insert able length = 32cm
Wide part at the base and middle = 7cm
Circumference = 25.5cm
Weight 960gm
The Naughty Unicorns also realised that the material used was soft high-quality Silicone that is skin safe and contains NO nasty chemicals.
At this both Unicorns did the naughty kinky happy dance in a circle.
By doing this they woke up Tiny Tina the Tiny Elf. She was the nosiest Elf in Naughty Land and wanted to know what the noise was all about.
Tiny Tina the Elf wanted to know where she can buy this amazing Unicorn Magical Toy from and how long it will take to arrive etc.
So, both of the Unicorns explained to Tiny Tina the Nosey Elf that the postage is fast and VERY discreet. All packaging is secure and postage is international tracked. There is NO mention of Kinky X on the packaging at all.
Tiny Tina the Nosey Elf asked if she ordered one today will it arrive before Christmas? Both Unicorns laughed and said YES....
Tiny Tina the nosey Elf could not keep her eyes of the Unicorn Toy and loved the deep vibrant colours used. The colours were magically deep and almost had a marble effect.
The quality was high but price was low.... it was far too exciting for Tiny Tina the Nosey Elf.
This was the story I heard about the Unicorn Plug Toy. Some say if you buy one and play with it you get a magical experience in so many ways. Toes curl, back arches and if you're lucky you can see the two naughty unicorns appear in front of you who grant you 3 wishes.
I will let you discover the rest as I know that the unicorn magical toy plug will enhance your fairy tale story.
Can be used from both ends. Easy t use and easy to clean. Ideal toy for anyone that wants to start small and then gradually get bigger.
Hugs
Kim x
PLEASE NOTE - NO unicorns were hurt making the Unicorn Magical Toy Plug. However, Tiny Tina the Nosey Elf did get stamped on by the Unicorns - They both apologised and hugged and played together happily.
